Mother Nature?

You can quit any time now.  You know... the snow.  Come on, we live in south-central Virginia!  The offspring usually misses only two or three days of school per winter due to snow & ice.  He has missed SEVEN days of school so far - six of them since the first of the year!  I'm pretty sure that's more snow days than they built into the schedule.  I'd just as soon you didn't mess up spring break for us, please and thank you!